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The Canonical List of Weird Band Names

The Peculiar and the Profane

These are names of actual bands, past and present.

And by the way, support your local musicians.

And if this page isn't weird enough for you, perhaps a
zillion Zappa quotes will help?

 

[ a ]

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adickdid
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Aggressive Crotch Display
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
Amberham Lincoln
Amputatoe
Anal Babes
Anal Beard Barbers
Anal Cunt
Anal Sadist
Ancient Chinese Penis
An Emotional Fish
Angry Samoans
Anus the Menace
Apocolypse Hoboken
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
The Armadildoes
Armageddon Dildos
Armpit
Arthur Loves Plastic
Ashtray Boy
The Ass Baboons of Venus
Ass Ponys
Ass Solvent
Assuck
Attila The Stockbroker


[ b ]

Baby Shit Brown
Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Bad Mutha Goose
Baldilocks
Baloney Ponys
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
A Band Named Bob
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barenaked Ladies
Barf
Barnyard Slut
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
Barry White Boys
Bassholes
Bearded Clams
Bearded Itchy Lover
Beast Penis
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Beef Masters
The Bendy Monsters
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Ass Truck
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Big Black Nun
Big Blow and the Bushwackers
Big Daddy Cumbuckets
Big Dead Fish
Big Dick and the Extenders
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big In Iowa
Big White Undies
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
Bimbo Toolshed
Bionic Roomate
Birth Hole
Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas
Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]
Black Leather Agenda
Black Leather Jesus
Bleeding Rectum
Blew Willie
Bloated Scrotum
Blonder Tongue
Bloody Stools
Blow Monkeys
Blueballs Deluxe
Boba Fett Youth
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bolt Upright and the Erections
Bondage A Go Go
Bonedaddys
Bongwater
Bongzilla
Bordering On Retarded
Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
BowWowWowHaus
Bozo Porno Circus
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Bright Blue Gorilla
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Bulimia Banquet
Bumgravy
The Bumpin' Uglies
Bunchoffuckingoofs
Burger Pimp
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butthole Surfers
Butt Savages
Buttsteak
Butt Trumpet


[ c ]

Caltransvestites
Cancer Bunny
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Captain Drinking Binge
Carnage Asada
Cat Butt
Cat Rapes Dog
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers
Cherry Coke Enema
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Cher UK
Chewbacca Plaid Cock
Chia Pet
The Chicken Charmers
Chickens On Smack
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Christ On A Crutch
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Circle Jerks
Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
Clitaurus Rex
Clown Meat
Cobaine's Brains
Cocknoose
Coffin Break
Colon On The Cob
Colostomy Grab-Bag
Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
The Couch Slugs
Cortizone 5
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
Craven Morehead
Crazy Taco Cafeteria
Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup
Crew Slut
Crispy Ambulance
Crocheted Doughnut Ring
Crosseyed Chicken
The Crucifucks
Crybabies With Brassholes
Cultivated Bimbo
Cum Dumpster
The Cunning Runts
Cunts With Attitude
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell


[ d ]

Dairy Queen Empire
Damn the Bad Luck
Dancing Cigarettes
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Dayglo Abortions
Dead Fish Prophecy
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)
Deepthroat Shotgun
Desciples of Ed
Demon Barf
Dick Cheese and the Crackers
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Dick Duck and the Dorks
The Dick Nixons
Dickless
The Dicks
Dicky Retardo
Did Lee Squat?
Dildo Warheads
Dirt Clod Fight
Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots
Dirty Girl Scout
Disappointed Parents
Disgruntled Postal Workers
The Dismemberment Plan
The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
Dog Food Five
Dogfuckers
Doggy Style
Dog Lips
Dog Shit Rangers
Dogs With Jobs
Don Knotts Overdrive
Dopper Cocks
Doris Daze
Douche Gimlet
Downy Mildew
Dracula Milk Toast
Drag King
Dragmules
Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]
Dreaded Apparatus
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drive By Crucifixion
Drive-In Funeral
Drunks With Guns
Dumpster Juice
Dusty Cowshit


[ e ]

Earthpig and Fire
Eat My Afterbirth
e. coli
Edith Head
Ed Gein's Car
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Elastic Sausage
Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
Electric Vomit
The Elvis Diet
Elvis and the Shitheads
Elvis Hitler
Emily's Sassy Lime
End of Orgy
Ethyl Meatplow
Ethyl Merman
Eve's Plumb
Evil Weiner
Experimental BBQ
Exploding Boy
Exploding Fuck Dolls
Exploding Head Trick
Exploding Tits
Exploding White Mice


[ f ]

Fabulous Pimps
Facial Defecation
Fag
Fag Bash
Fangboy and the Ghouls
Farrt
The Fartz
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Fat Luv
Fearless Iranians From Hell
The Fellatio Ratio
Fetus Fajitas
Fields of Shit
The Fierce Nipples
'57 Lesbian
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
Flaming Lips
Flamin' Schnanuses
Flatutory Rape
Flavor of Uranus
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Dustbunnies
Force Vomit
Foreskin 500
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The Freaky Executives
The Fred Mertz Experience
Free Beer
Free Beer and Chicken
Free Range Chicken
The French are from Hell
Freud Chicken
Frogs Don't Cry
Fromage d'Amour
Fuck
Fuckemos
Fuckface
Fuckhead
Fucking Angels
The Fucking Cunts
Fuckin' Shit Biscuits
Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
Fuckshitpiss
Fuck Your Stupid Civilization
Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans
Fudge Tunnel
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Full Metal Faggot
The Funkin' Donuts
Funman and the Scumbags
Furious George


[ g ]

Gag Factor
GangGreen
Gangrene
Gangway Fathead
Gaye Bikers on Acid
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Geisha Balls
Genitorturers
The Glands of External Secretion
Global Disrobal
Glory Hole
God's Girlfriend
Goldfish Don't Bounce
The Go Kill Yourselves
Go Nad Go
Gonoreagan
Granny's Hole
Grim Skunk
Grand Mother Fucker
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]
Guitarantula


[ h ]

Habitual Sex Offenders
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halibutt Sharon
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Hard-Ons
Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
Harry Pussy
The Hate Fuck Trio
Headless Marines
Headlice
Head Like a Hole?
Heavy Into Jeff
Heavy Pink Insulator
Heavy Vegetable
Helen Keller Plaid
The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]
Hellacopter Meat
Hell Camino
Hell Toupee
Hello I'm A Truck
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Here, Eat This!
Her Majesty the Baby
Hermaphrochrist
The Hermaphrodaddies
Herpes Cineplex
He's Dead Jim
Heterophobia
Heywood Trout Festival
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler Stole My Potato
Hockey Teeth
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Horny Hogs
Horny Mormons
The Horrid Farts
Hot Rod Shopping Cart
Hot Seamen
House of Large Sizes
Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins
The Humpers
The Hurling Tandooris


[ i ]

I Buried Paul
If Cows Had Wings
I Just Killed My Parents
I Love My Shih-Tzu
Immaculate Infection
Impaled Nazarene
Impotent Seasnakes
Individual Fruit Pie
The Inflatable Boy Clams
The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls
Inhale Mary
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
The Introspective Playboy
Iowa Beef Experience
I Played in Anal Spew
Iron Liver
Iron Prostate
It's All Meat


[ j ]

Jabbering Trout
Jackie O Motherfucker
Jack Off Jill
The Jackofficers
Jason's Cat Died
Jazz Iguanas
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Jenny's Pussy
Jerry's Kids
Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Fucking Christ
JFKFC
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
The Jizzbuckets
Jizzy Speedwack
Joan of Arkansas
Jodie Foster's Army
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
Johnny Jism
Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Johnny Vomit
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Juggling Death Squad


[ k ]

Kaka Pussy
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kenfunky Fried
Kerrigan's Knees
Kick Ass Ernie
Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks
Killer Kiwis
Killer Pussy
Kill Ted Knight
King Fucker Chicken
Kissing the Pink
Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit]
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
K.Y. and the Backsliders


[ l ]

Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
Lawnsmell
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lee Press-On and the Nails
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lesbian Ninjas
Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
Lipstick Sandwich
Lisa Gives Head
Lord Panic and the Exploders
Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
Love Gravy
Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly
Lubricated Goat
Lubricunts
The Luminous Toilet Bowls
Lung Mustard
Luxury Christ


[ m ]

Maggot Sandwich
Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers
Man...or Astro-Man?
Manson-Nixon Line
Mao Tse Helen
Mary Carves the Chicken
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Mate/Spawn/Kill
Mayhem Lettuce
Me and My Right Hand
Meat Beat Manifesto
Meat Cigars
Meatpipe
Meat Puppets
Meat Shits
Meaty Pants
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Mega Smegma
Men Among Poodles
Menstrual Gravy
Microwavable Tree Frogs
Mighty Sphincter
Mill Valley Taters
Minnie Pearl Necklace
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Bill and the Cumtones
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers
Mr. T Experience
Moist Fist
Monkey Fucks Football
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
More Drunk Cowboys
The Most Sordid Pies
Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]
Mott the Hoople
Mouse and the Traps
Much Ado About Shit
The Muffs
Mussolini Headkick
My Dad is Dead
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
My Uncle's Asshole
My White Bread Mom


[ n ]

Naked Potato
Nancy Reagan's Abortions
Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
Natural Fonzie
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
The Negro Problem
New Squids on the Dock
99th Fuck You
Nip Drivers
Nipple Erectors
Nipple Hardness Factor
Nocturnal Emissions
Nomad Nipples
Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Not With My Camel
Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls
Nurse With Wound
Nuts Can Surf


[ o ]

Octapussy
Oedipussy
1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
1000 Homo DJs
Organic Condom Mazda Drugs
Out of Godzilla's Butt
Out Vile Jelly
Ovarian Trolley
Ozzy Beard Spaghetti


[ p ]

Pabst Smear
Painful Discharge
Painful Rectal Itch
Paisley Brain Cells
Pamper the Madman
Pansy Division
Part Time Christians
Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
Peace Love and Pitbulls
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Pee
Pee Shy
The Pee Tanks
Pelvic Meatloaf
Penis DeMilo
Penis Flytrap
Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death
Penis Sheurekan
Penis Your Majesty
Penis Wrinkle
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Peppermint Dildo
Perforated Head
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Phallus Dei
Phenobarbidols
Philemon Arthur and the Dung
Phlegm Fatale
Picadilly Circus People
Pieces of Lisa
Pimps of Venus
Pink Slip Daddy
Piss
Pissed Officers
Piss Factory
The Pissflaps
Piss Wizards
Placenta Sandwich
Planet of Pants
Plastic Nude Martini
Playdough Fish
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Poop Shovel
Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks
Pope on a Stick
Popemobile
Pork Queen
Pornhuskers
Porn on the Cob
Post Nasal Drip
Poultry in Motion
Pounded Clown
Power of Pussy
Power Snatch
Pregnant Men
Premature Ejaculation
Premature Evacuation
Pretentious Flamedogs
Prick
Princess Tinymeat
Printed At Bismarck's Death
Prison Rape Scenes
Professor Morrison's Lollipop
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Public Enema
Puke Daisies
Pumpin' Ethyl
Pungent Frustration
Pure Bastard Extract
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Purple Vulture Shit
Pussy Crush
Pussy Galore
Pussy Tourette


[ r ]

Radical Vulvetomy
Raging Woodies
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
The Rampant Hedgehogs
Rash of Stabbings
Rats of Unusual Size
Real Fucking Idiots
Rebel Without Applause
Recktum
Rectal Nightmare
Reluctant Stereotypes
REO Speed Dealer
Revolting Cocks
Rhinohumpers
Rhythm Method
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Rolling Donut
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Rudimentary Peni
Rugburns
Rump Rangers
The Runz


[ q ]

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
The Queers
Queer Wookie
Question Mark & the Mysterians


[ s ]

Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing
Sam's Butt
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Satan’s Cheerleaders
Satan's Cheese
Satan's Penis
Saturated Fat
Saturday's Garbage
Saturn Flea Collar
Schlong
Science Diet
Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
Screaming Brocolli
Screaming Fucking Hippies
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Moist Accountants
Scrotum
Septic Death
7 Foot Spleen
Seven Year Bitch
Severe Tire Damage
Sex Clark Five
Sex With Midgets
Sharon Stoned
She Stole My Beer
Sheep On Drugs
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
The Shit
Shit Bong
Shit Birds
Shit Dogs
Shoot the Mime
Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.
The Shower Scene from Psycho
Shower With Goats
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Sinus Envy
Sister Run Naked
Six Inch Nipples
6 Hard Brothers and a Dog
69% Female
Skadelic Smegma
Skankin’ Pickle
Skinflick
Skunk Death
Slut Kitchen
Sluts for Hire
Small Ball Paul
Smegma
Smegma & the Nuns
Smelly Tongues
Smilin' Hams
Smoking Popes
Snatch
Snatch Attack
Snatches Of Pink
Sniveling Shits
Snot Rocket
Snuff the Ficus
Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
Softcocks
Solosex
Some Kind of Cream
Soothing Sounds For Baby
Sorry About Your Daughter
Soul Coughing
Spacecocks
Space Hog
Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
Space Negroes
Space Pussy
Spanking Bishops
Spastic Colon
The Spastic Rats
Speculum Fight
Spermbirds
Sperm Wails
Spock's Johnson
Spooky Tooth
Sucking Diction
Stale Urine
*.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]
STD Police
Stiff Richards
Stiff Woodies
Stinky Fire Engine
St. Mucous
Stop Calling Me Frank
Straight Jacket Lucy
Strangulated Beatoffs
Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Stukas Over Bedrock
Sucking Chest Wound
Super Sonic Soul Pimps
Surfing Jesus
The Surf Maggots
Surgical Penis Klinik
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swallowing Shit
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Johnsons
Swingin' Udders
The Swinging Love Corpses
Swollen Monkeys


[ t ]

Tastes Like Chicken
T-Bone and the Spit Vendors
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Ted Ed Fred
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
Thank God We're Immortal
The The
The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler
They Tried To Frame OJ
They Were Expendable
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Third Global Vagina Torture
This
This Is Our Daughter
This Is Serious, Mum
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
3D House of Beef
Throbbing Gristle
Thurston Howell's Boner
Tit Wrench
Titty Bingo
To Live and Shave in LA
Toiling Midgets
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Too Fat to Skate
Tortured Scrotum
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Trailer Park Casanovas
Traveling Dingleberries
Trotsky Icepick
Trout Fishing In America
Tumor Circus
Tupperware Death
Two For Flinching
Two Minute Sinatra
2000 Flushes


[ u ]

UFOFU
Ugly Head
Ultimate Spinach
Unidentified Rocking Objects
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Underpants Machine
Universal Orgiastic Picnic
The Urinals
Urine Specimen
Useless Pieces of Shit


[ v ]

Vagina Dentata Organ
Vaginal Blood Farts
Vaginal Davis
Vaginal Reference
Van Gogh's Ear
The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
The Vegas Cocks
Vegetarian Meat
Venus and the Razor Blades
Vic Morrow's Head
Virgin Prunes
Virgin-Whore Complex
Vermin from Venus
The Veronica Cartwrights
The Vibrators
Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
Violent Anal Death
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit Launch
The Vomit Spots
Vomit Thrower
Vomitorium
Voodoo Meat Bucket


[ w ]

Wafflebutt
Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]
Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
Weird People in Giant Condoms
Weird Skull Control
The Well Hungarians
Well Strung
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
Where's The Pope?
White People Lie
White Trash Debutantes
Whorehouse of Representatives
Whorgasm
Who The Hell Are You?
Willie Nelson Mandela
Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
Woodpussy
Wrecked ‘Em
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders


[ y ]

The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Your Damn Neighbors
Your Naked Mother


[ z ]

Zombies Under Stress
Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
Zsa Zsa
Zulu Leprechauns